December 2011
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me: i really can't stay
bed: but baby it's cold outside
November 2011
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Got my tattoo touched up.
I was looking at my tattoo artists Facebook, and the first show listed in his favorite television shows is Supernatural. So, basically I love him. Even though he has teardrop tatoos (murdered someone?) and went to prison for meth. He’s super cool.
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n-velvet replied to your post: Important Life Events
I feel the same away about my science teacher,
It’s something we have to suffer through.
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Important Life Events
I’m in love with a gay man.
He’s in my mom’s Thursday night knitting group, and he is beautiful and my heart is broken because he will never love me.
It’s okay though, I suppose.
icarntspell asked: 1. I would see it with you! 2. It's to accommodate his junk.
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I've solved every problem.
I’m moving here.
I’m pretty sure I don’t have to pay for it or anything. And that way I can never see anyone I know ever again, except my family when I secretly fly back to Utah.
lasocialista:
**TRIGGER WARNING** FOR VIDEO: DISCUSSION OF RAPE
the-mtblog:
Jon Stewart took to The Daily Show last night to talk about the Penn State child sexual abuse scandal, and gave a serious commentary about how people knew of Sandusky’s abuse and didn’t do anything, as well as the recent student rioting over the firing of coach Joe Paterno.
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zooeyclairedeschanel:
if your man starts a reformation to separate the church of england from the roman catholic church because he wants to divorce you because you can’t produce a male child to inherit the throne
he’s just not that into you
Dealbreaker. Shut it down.
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Decided I'm Not a Feminist
theworldfrommycorner:
I get really frustrated when I’m on the web and i see the sort of fights that “feminists” seem to be picking these days
It like its no longer about women empowerment, increasing agency, or fighting for simple equal rights
Its now stupid stuff, like whining about every.single. female character on every.single. show
Then there are the people who seem to make aliving by...
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I figured out why your boyfriend cheated on you.
You weren’t giving him enough blowjobs. At least, that is according to Katt Williams.
Other things I learned from Katt:
All your relationship problems can be solved with fellatio
Your sexuality is the only weapon you have in the battle of getting your boyfriend to not sleep with someone else
Your vagina is an appliance
Women should not worry about what people think of them (provided...
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Real Talk
I’ve finally stopped procrastinating an applied for student housing at the school I’m attending in January.
I am genuinely freaked out about this, you guys. In five short weeks, I will be moving two hours away from my family to attend a school for my bachelor’s degree. This shit is serious. I am about to start school for what I want to be when I grow up, and it’s totally...
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Why do customers trust me with their purses?
rantonretail:
On multiple occasions (when I’m working in the fitting rooms), customers going into the fitting room would ask me to either watch their purse (while it sits in a buggy on the other side of the isle) or ask me if they can leave it there.
Are you new?!?
First of all: On what planet is it okay to just leave your purse in a public place while you are in the fitting rooms trying on...
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