April 2012
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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And That, Children,
is how you do an interview. *Edit: Just got a call from my interviewer, I got the job!
Apr 30th
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Okay, everyone.
I’m wearing makeup, high heels, and dress socks. Let’s do this.
Apr 30th
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Sufjan Stevens Renames Kitchen Appliances
alexhasa: Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold! Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!) A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette Toaster (For the Toastless)
Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Currently Listening To:
My grandfather talk (YELL) on the phone to his sister about his doctor’s appointments.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Moving Day
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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icarntspell replied to your post: I have an interview on Monday! GET IT GIRL With you rooting for me, I darn tootin’ will!
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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I have an interview on Monday!
For a grown-up office job!
Apr 26th
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I can't renew my TrendMicro subscription.
So I’m just going to leave that little warning thing on my computer and hope that it’s conscience won’t let it allow viruses to fester on my harddrive. That’s how computers work, right?
Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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There's a time and a place, Pedro
Pedro: Hey, Mr. Watkins! How's work today?
Me: ...
Pedro: ...
Me: Pedro, we're both standing at urinals right now.
Pedro: Uh huh.
Me: So don't talk to me right now, okay?
Pedro: Oh. Okay.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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When Texting Your Male Friends About The Band...
specify that you are, in fact, talking about the band. Don’t just send them a text saying, “Remember how awesome Morningwood is?”
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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I'm checking my e-mail every five minutes, waiting...
Apr 25th
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ListenThis song is so iiiiiiill.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Songs My Roommate And I Have Sung To Each Other:
Soundtrack To Our Movie by Mae Here Without You by 3 Doors Down Lots of Bon Iver Songs A song I made up about missing her this summer It’s going to be a rough couple of months.
Apr 24th
Apr 24th
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Things That Cause Me To Become Blind With Rage
When people are mean to each other My leg falling asleep People talking to me like I’m a child Dehydration Running out of LIFE cereal
Apr 24th
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Sweden Adopts a Gender-Neutral Pronoun →
delacroix: Sooo progressive, if you’re unaware that Finnish has always had “hän”.  It’s still progress, it’s still cool.
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Last night, a couple of my roommates and I sat out on the lawn in front of our apartment with some other students we are friends with, just talking, telling stories, and making jokes. Large groups of people are an enigma for me; sometimes I dread them, and they give me the closest thing to an anxiety attack I have ever experienced, but sometimes, when it’s a specific combination of people I...
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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“I know older men in comedy who can barely feed and clean themselves, and they...”
– Tina Fey (via a-blog-called-everything)
Apr 22nd
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In Defense of the Spice Girls →
ohmister: I love this article in every possible way. The Spice Girls were awesome and feminist, and everyone who says otherwise can take a hike. /childhood! 
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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I forgot how good The Suburbs is
So I’m just going to listen to it and get teary-eyed in my sports bra.
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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