July 2012
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Things My Parents Say When They Think I'm Asleep
“I’m surprised Chantel doesn’t have a crush on Barry Gibbs, with all of his facial hair.”
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The only solace I find in tomorrow is that I'm...
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Baby booties are like the macaroni and cheese of...
If you can’t make them you’ll have nothing to knit while you’re home sick from work.
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I'm mad at this morning.
This pit in my stomach needs to scram.
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my apathy regarding everything that's not knitting...
I just know it.
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Went to the breakroom to adjust my tights,
Found out too late that when the president of the company is sitting at his desk, he sees right into it.
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You know I like you
If I don’t correct your grammar.
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Story of My Life
Remember that time I read way too muh into the stuff a guy said to me and then was disappointed by him not meeting my wildly romantic expectations?
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I'm an OkCupid Moderator: Why rape jokes are... →
ahhmmmburr:
vondell-swain:
afternoonsnoozebutton:
Apologies in advance for the really serious post, but I think I’ve actually made my point pretty well in the text below and it’d mean a lot to me if you’d read it. Trigger warning for rape and sexual violence.
I want to prove two things:
Please read this. I’m tired of having conversations with people trying to justify rape jokes. This...
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30 Day Knitting Challenge
Day 4: How did you learn to knit?
I skipped day 3 because I already told you all my WIPs and I don’t want to talk about it, okay!
I “learned” to “knit” (big ol’ air quotes) my first year in college, using YouTube. I later learned that I had somehow found the ONLY instructional video on the whole internet that teaches you to knit in this weird way that they...
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Tonight I:
Drank a spiked milkshake at Red Robin
Almost fell asleep in a recliner at Sears
Flashed a lot of my right leg at a car that turned out to not be my mom
Am going to bed very late
Pretty good night, if I may say so myself.
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Feminist Friday: A Song I Love
Le Homme by Boy Crisis
“I’m on some drugs, you’re on some drugs/do you wanna talk to me?
And if you don’t that’s cool as well/I’m on the other end if you need me.”
Thanks for being respectful of the fact that ladies don’t always want to talk to you, dudes.
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30 Day Knitting Challenge
Day 2: What is currently on your needles?
Oh Jesus. Okay, let’s see.
Gramps Sweater
Double-knit Frank beanie
Fisherman’s wool sweater
Linen scarf
Rock Island shawl
I think that’s all of them …
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Guy Tells Me I'm the Funniest Person He's Talked...
That shit made my week.
I don’t care if he’s at least fifty and lives across the country and asked me lots of hard questions.
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30 Day Knitting Challenge
Day 1: What was your first finished project?
I think my first knitted project was this big ol’ grey ribbed cowl I made. It’s so big and comfy and I still wear it today.
It might have been something else but I don’t know. Those early project are all kind of fuzzy…
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Untitled: 30 day knitting challenge →
I’ve been wanting to do this for a while, so I’m just gonna do it.
justjackmcfarland:
Day 1: What was your first finished project?
Day 2: What is currently on your needles?
Day 3: Do you have any other WIPs (works in progress)?
Day 4: How did you learn how to knit?
Day 5: How long did it take from the time your learned how to knit, to finish your first project?
Day 6:…
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Every time the phone of the salesman who's out of...
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If I told you
the average number of times I hit myself in the face with the sun visor in my car every week, you would respect me a lot less.
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Oh man, I can’t wait to go back to both of my jobs this week, both of which are definitely NOT causing me a lot of anxiety.
*Disclaimer: I don’t want to sound ungrateful or like I don’t realize how lucky I am to have two jobs when so many people can’t find one, but that doesn’t mean I can’t be stressed out about them does it? Nah.
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“Constantly worrying about your reflection and criticizing your body, shape and...”
– Emma Thompson (via revolutioniswhen)
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Yeah, Blonders. That's a good idea.
triforce-del-activo:
That’s a good….that’s a good idea.
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I care about stuff.: Okay, white feminists. We... →
ladypanboner:
Now, I know most of us at least try to be intersectional because, as we hopefully know, white fauxminism isn’t going to tear down the patriarchy. But there is something we are doing that is really not helping our intersectionality, and that is how we treat issues involving race. When race comes…
This is something I’ve been thinking about lately; all women experience...
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