Reasons the Lead Singer of Frightened Rabbit Should Be In Love With Me

  1. I love Scottish people
  2. I’m a hearty woman and his mother would like me
  3. I will gladly go on tour with him and borrow his t-shirts if he wants me too
  4. I would even, like, buy him flannel shirts when he’s busy and stuff
  5. I’ve got strong arms and legs (for lifting sound equipment)
  6. Crippling loneliness is driving me to make lists of why men I’ve never met should be in love with me
  7. Was that last one a reason or just a cry for help
  8. Shit
  9. I love Scottish people